Author Archives: Dr Pete
Statistics
Ok, ok, you want to know who was the female winner of Rear of the Year 2007. Well, it was Sian Lloyd’s bum that came up trumps although a spokesman stated: “It was actually a mistake, the chief judge said,’I can’t … Continue reading
Rear of the Year
This year’s male title went to the winner of the BBC’s Any Dream Will Do talent search Lee Mead. He said: “It’s such an important cause and although I feel a bit overwhelmed, it’s great to raise awareness. I keep … Continue reading
Is anybody working out there?
My survey says that most people spend a large proportion of their working day playing solitaire, chatting on msn, compiling their Fantasy Football team or shopping on ebay. Walking past the council offices this morning I could see all these … Continue reading
Away with the ferries
My mate Dunston has decided to pack it all in, sail away and live on an island. He’s sold his 3 bed-room Barratt Home, his Audi A6, his Armani suits and his Ikea furniture. He bought his island from an … Continue reading
In the sight of God
Now we can marry each other just about anywhere, in a castle, in the London Eye, on a beach or in The Falkirk Wheel (the world’s only rotating boat lift). How it must annoy God to see non-Christian, non-church going, … Continue reading
Another day’s birthdays – 15 September
If it’s your birthday today you share it with Oliver Stone and Tommy Lee Jones. It should be some party – don’t let Oliver get started on his conspiracy theories and if Tommy disappears he’s probably skinning-up in the bathroom. … Continue reading