Category Archives: News Around

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The downturn in house sales is beginning to bite in the sleepy Shires of middle England. The Open Wound sent ace reporter, Timothy Flaps, to find out how our noble estate agents are coping with the crisis.  He interviewed Chris … Continue reading

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Personal power

Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan Ltd unveiled its environmentally friendly, “Solar Power Bra” on Wednesday. The bra’s solar panel requires light to generate electricity that can then be used for any appliances the wearer is carrying, such as a mobile … Continue reading

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Phone fear

A US couple checking their answering machine heard a frightening three-minute recording of their son caught in a battle in Afghanistan. Stephen Phillips, 22, was fighting insurgents when his mobile phone was pressed, causing it to dial his parent’s number … Continue reading

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Doing porridge

A black bear weighing over 400-lb is roaming the grounds of an American jail.  The Prison staff are looking upon this as an extra level of security. ‘I love that bear being right where it is,’ Warden Burl Cain, of … Continue reading

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Hot Tea

Whitehall officials were worried about the survival of the population due to lack of provisions in the event of a nuclear attack on the UK in the 1950s, new documents have revealed. “The tea position would be very serious with … Continue reading

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Poor turnout

So, last night after a nice dinner and bath I wandered down to the Wine Alley Barn to cast my vote in the local elections.  I had carefully chosen the candidate whom I was going to vote for, but when … Continue reading

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