Category Archives: News Around

Lim pics

The Olympic Games are here again and at The Open Wound we’ve been excited by the Freestyle Doubles Comedy Routine event.   First introduced by Adolf Hitler in the 1936 Olympics and won that year by Americans Abbot and Costello … Continue reading

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Knightmares

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, has saved a woman who was being attacked by a gang of young girls, one of whom was brandishing an iron bar.  The woman called out for help to a passing cyclist, who turned out … Continue reading

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Science

Scientists led by Dr Ben Whalley, at the University o f Reading have used cells from the brain of a rat foetus to control a robot and help it to navigate around its enclosure. The Open Wound sent senior journalist, … Continue reading

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In the eyes of God

Eighty four year old Nigerian, Mohammed Bello Abubakar has 86 wives. “I don’t go looking for them, they come to me,” said Mister Abubakar, “God did not say what the punishment should be for a man who has more than … Continue reading

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Counted out

The producers of TV’s ‘Countdown’ have been criticised for the ‘nasty’ way in which they have released long serving Carol Vorderman. “This was dealt with in such an awful way,” a friend told BBC Radio 5 Live. “How below the … Continue reading

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Get down boy!

The Open Wound has discovered that fearless German Shepherd dogs are being trained to jump from aircraft at 25,000ft wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams. Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, … Continue reading

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