Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Poor show

It is with regret that these pages confirm that the English TV Show “‘Allo, ‘allo” has been sold to the Germans and will be broadcast and dubbed into German in its entirety. How will Officer Crabtree be received in the German version, … Continue reading

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Cat girl

The village I lived in as a kid had some good-looking girls amongst the trolls and inbreds, but there was one beautiful girl who kept the rest in the shade.  She was such a looker that instead of whistling and … Continue reading

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Open sauce

These pages can exclusively reveal that a new game show is being produced by the BBC.  It will have a ten minute timeslot, just before the 6 o’clock News and be hosted by a top TV star, maybe even Adrian … Continue reading

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High tension cable

Do you know what’s really started to annoy me? Well, hang on a second I’ll tell you.  Hang on. Okay!  I’m going to tell you. In a moment. Here it comes: It’s the way that tv programme hosts and judges … Continue reading

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Britney beats Stalin

I see that the MSN News page is having a ‘Battle of the Stars’ so that we can vote on which celebrities we hate the most. Here are some of the current ratings: Britney Spears  81% Heather Mills  80% Michael Jackson  77% Lindsay … Continue reading

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Cryptic Code

Manchester United footballer, Nani, has been criticised for playing ‘keepy-uppie’ during the match with Arsenal.  The fact that he had scored two goals and helped create two more was torment enough for the Arsenal players and this piece of exhibition … Continue reading

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