Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Foul

Ronaldo has been voted Football Player of the Year for the second time. It’s probably because of those dazzling stepovers that confuse and torment opponents who just want to get on with the match.  I noticed that he tried a few … Continue reading

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Hidey Hole

Television program ‘A Place in the Sun’ has bright young English girl, Amanda Lamb, showing a middle-aged man around Fuerteventura.  No, it’s not an expose about an overseas escort service, it’s the latest chance to see a punter being dragged … Continue reading

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Manure

A foul smell detected in parts of England and Wales is being blamed on easterly winds bringing farming or industrial smells across the Channel.  Labelled “Euro-whiff” by the Met Office, the source of the smell – alternately described as sulphur … Continue reading

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The Apprentice

‘The Apprentice’ is nearly getting exciting again.   Sir Alan Sugar strides through double doors into the boardroom where a bunch of young people with no business experience and few life skills sit nervously waiting for him to deliver his … Continue reading

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Can you tell me the way to the rail station?

Uh-oh, the German GCSE Oral Exams are upon us! Nervous teenagers muttering to themselves in guttural tones stalk our homes and streets. “I would like a double room with bath, please. Can you tell me the way to Poland? Is … Continue reading

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Birdsong Radio

It’s a radio channel and all they play all day, every day is…go on, have a guess!   I listened for ten minutes this morning but I have to have it quite loud otherwise the noise from the birds in … Continue reading

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