Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Money for old rope

A black, iron machine about the size of a single bed stands in the middle of the Dragons Den.  The latest contender climbs the stairs and turns to the four Dragons. “Hello, I’m Joe Punter and I’m here to get … Continue reading

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Tips

Hooray!  Cosmopolitan Magazine has printed a list of secret sex tips guaranteed to drive guys wild.  It’s pretty hot stuff so prepare to be shocked, gentle reader.  “Once my office ‘phone rang and when I answered I heard my girlfriend … Continue reading

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International Pirate Day

On International ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ this year (September 19th), not only can you talk like a pirate but you can dress, act and live like a pirate too in the first ever London Pirate Festival.   Similar events … Continue reading

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Bass

Why do some people play annoying, loud music out of their cars?   The Open Wound sent a reporter to find out.   “Excuse me young man, I wanted to ask you why you play loud, bass music from your … Continue reading

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Skl Rpt

Many parents would like school reports on their children’s performance texted or e-mailed, a survey says.  68% of parents said they wanted schools to use such technologies to keep them up to date more frequently.  32% said they cba and … Continue reading

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Life Coach

The Speakmans are two of about 700 registered life coaches practising in Britain today.   They also happen to be a wild and eccentric couple who live in a vast 13th Century mansion in Rochdale.   Their clients, who include footballers … Continue reading

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