Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Running man

 BIG-GAME hunting has returned to Britain with gunmen paying £550 apiece to shoot captive wild boar on a country estate.  At two recent trial drives, 20 “hunters” killed a total of 51 wild boar.  “It is an adrenaline high as … Continue reading

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Key savings

I just heard an interesting advert’ on the radio.  Plancks Piano Store can save you hundreds of pounds on the Steinway piano you have always dreamed of. Have they slashed all their prices?  No.  Are they giving away a free … Continue reading

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Today’s Birthdays – 14 September

If it’s your birthday today you share it with Ivan Pavlov (1849).  He is famous for discovering The Reflex years before Duran Duran and also for being 158 years old.  That’s a good age – why isn’t that on the … Continue reading

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Audi TT – Review

Our traffic wardens are a bit harsh here in The Shires.  One of them had a previous career as a Drill Sergeant for the US Marine Corps and he has brought that same discipline to our gold paved streets here … Continue reading

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Offside offspring

It’s today’s episode of ‘Road and Street Battle Cop Chase Show Extreme’ and Sergeant Nick Crass and Sergeant Chris Snarl of the Criminal Response Armed Police Unit (CRAP) are going in, and they’re going in hard.  A white Fiat Punto … Continue reading

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Double yolker

 It’s time for yet another episode of ‘Egg Heads’ and Diemad Murderman rubs some sleep from his eyes, straightens his tie and introduces the teams. “‘These five people are amongst the greatest quiz players in Britain.  Together they make up … Continue reading

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