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Utter Bankers

August 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Unlikely Reviews

 You know that advert where the three guys in suits work for a bank and the two ‘jerk’ guys are always plotting hugely wasteful marketing schemes in order to stitch up their customers?  They book themselves conferences abroad, punt down ‘The Backs’ at Cambridge and spend time in a Health Spa.
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What’s that Advert all about?

July 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Unlikely Reviews

Have you seen that advert for the Vauxhall Corsa? 
The one where the sexy young woman puts her long boots on, like she’s getting ready to leave after having stayed the night. Then she takes the car keys from the side table and drives off in her lover’s Corsa.  The boyfriend emerges from the bathroom with [...]

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Pride

July 3rd, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip

You know those Churchill Insurance adverts?  I don’t reckon that’s a real dog.  Dogs are proud creatures whose main failing is that they are cursed to worship Man.  I don’t believe that a real dog would talk all that rubbish, not for any amount of money.  The same with that ITV morning show.  That Presenter, [...]

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