In an interview with Company magazine, Kelly Brook gives her top tips for keeping the passion alive – fighting and fantastic lighting.
“Fight a lot. Even if you do agree, pretend you don’t,” she said.
I don’t agree, or maybe I do agree – I’m confused already.
“I’m a brat for the sake of causing trouble – but tongue-in-cheek and with a twinkle in my eye.”
Yes, a troublemaker, that would certainly keep me keen and sexually charged. I don’t have enough trouble in my life already, I need my loved one to cause more. If they don’t have a tongue in their cheek, I can shove one in for them, or perhaps a sedative.
Asked for her hot tip on maintaining a good sex life, she replied: “Fantastic lighting! When you redecorate, make sure everything’s on dimmers. Either that or candlelight.” She attributed her curvy figure to “having tons of sex so you look fit and healthy – it’s the best thing in the world”.
There’s uppers, downers and dimmers – that explains a lot about the interviews in Company magazine. You’re on dimmers, aren’t you Kelly?
Still, she may have a point. No, really.
Next time I ‘redecorate’, I’ll take out the light bulbs and dot a few candles around the place. Then I can start a fight with the wife, lure her into the gloom and stick a twinkle in her eye. Or perhaps a stick.
At least I might look fit and healthy in the dark.