Author Archives: Dr Pete
A time and a pace
A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found … Continue reading
In space no one can hear you scream
Disruption at Heathrow’s new £4.3bn Terminal 5 is continuing for a fifth day, with 54 flights grounded and a backlog of 15,000 bags. A spokesman stated that the reason for the backlog was ‘technical’ and he was not authorised to … Continue reading
None so blind as those that will not see
28 March Why is Google black today? Apparently Google have put the lights out to help spread the word about ‘Earth Hour’. Tonight between 8 and 9pm you are encouraged to participate in this world wide event and turn your … Continue reading
Not tonight Darling
Licensees across the country are rushing to join a campaign to ban the Chancellor from every pub Following Alastair Darling’s decision to ignore pleas to freeze beer duty and help save pubs, the Chancellor instead whacked 4p on a pint … Continue reading
Poor show
It is with regret that these pages confirm that the English TV Show “‘Allo, ‘allo” has been sold to the Germans and will be broadcast and dubbed into German in its entirety. How will Officer Crabtree be received in the German version, … Continue reading
Losing it
Heather Mills poured a jug of water over the head of Sir Paul McCartney’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton at the end of their divorce case, she has admitted. Ms Mills told the BBC she approached Ms Shackleton and said: “I’m not … Continue reading