Author Archives: Dr Pete

Wait for it.. wait for it..

OMG!  Why does every show on TV have to be a bloody competition? The airwaves are alive with rosy cheeked, bright eyed punters jumping through hoops for the TV companies like starving Labrador puppies trying to get the attention of … Continue reading

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Peanut chaos

Old Ted and I were knocking a few back at the bar of the ‘Slug and Philosopher’ last night. “So if what Wayne says about time is true, me dropping this peanut into his pint whilst he’s away in the … Continue reading

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Head cases

 Today’s round of ‘Egg Heads’ is well under way and Diemad Murderman is still awake. “Now, Egghead Judith, to save yourself from the isolation booth (and possible death), can you answer this question; in which city is The Leaning Tower … Continue reading

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A new wolf on the block

FA chairman Brian Barwick squinted into the glare of a thousand camera flashes with the facial expression of a man trying to work out the square root of 573. “We wanted a winner with a capital W,” he barked, as … Continue reading

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Brain boxes

The resident team of five ‘Eggheads’ are taking on today’s challengers, five ex-garage owners now drawing their pensions and with nothing much better to do with their afternoon. “Welcome to the Re-tyreds!”  says the quiz host, Diemad Murderman. “More like … Continue reading

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Happy Snaps

A wearable digital camera may hold the key to helping people who have memory problems, experts believe. Sensecam, produced by Microsoft, takes photos of daily events every 30 seconds so they can be played back later at high-speed to jog … Continue reading

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