Author Archives: Dr Pete
Reptile smuggler
A Californian man has been charged with using his false leg to smuggle three endangered iguanas from a nature reserve in Fiji to the United States. He is alleged to have constructed a special compartment inside his prosthetic limb to … Continue reading
Captain America Civil War – film review
Knowing it was a long film we stocked up on supplies in the foyer. I fancied an ice cream tub. The 1litre and half litre tubs with their many varieties of mixed flavours, sprinkles and choc-drops to choose from looked … Continue reading
Statistics
Ok, ok, you want to know who was the female winner of Rear of the Year 2007. Well, it was Sian Lloyd’s bum that came up trumps although a spokesman stated: “It was actually a mistake, the chief judge said,’I can’t … Continue reading
Rear of the Year
This year’s male title went to the winner of the BBC’s Any Dream Will Do talent search Lee Mead. He said: “It’s such an important cause and although I feel a bit overwhelmed, it’s great to raise awareness. I keep … Continue reading
Is anybody working out there?
My survey says that most people spend a large proportion of their working day playing solitaire, chatting on msn, compiling their Fantasy Football team or shopping on ebay. Walking past the council offices this morning I could see all these … Continue reading
Away with the ferries
My mate Dunston has decided to pack it all in, sail away and live on an island. He’s sold his 3 bed-room Barratt Home, his Audi A6, his Armani suits and his Ikea furniture. He bought his island from an … Continue reading