Author Archives: Dr Pete
Not tonight Darling
Licensees across the country are rushing to join a campaign to ban the Chancellor from every pub Following Alastair Darling’s decision to ignore pleas to freeze beer duty and help save pubs, the Chancellor instead whacked 4p on a pint … Continue reading
Poor show
It is with regret that these pages confirm that the English TV Show “‘Allo, ‘allo” has been sold to the Germans and will be broadcast and dubbed into German in its entirety. How will Officer Crabtree be received in the German version, … Continue reading
Losing it
Heather Mills poured a jug of water over the head of Sir Paul McCartney’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton at the end of their divorce case, she has admitted. Ms Mills told the BBC she approached Ms Shackleton and said: “I’m not … Continue reading
Cat girl
The village I lived in as a kid had some good-looking girls amongst the trolls and inbreds, but there was one beautiful girl who kept the rest in the shade. She was such a looker that instead of whistling and … Continue reading
Open sauce
These pages can exclusively reveal that a new game show is being produced by the BBC. It will have a ten minute timeslot, just before the 6 o’clock News and be hosted by a top TV star, maybe even Adrian … Continue reading
Hopeless
Carol Thatcher was sacked from the BBC earlier this year after comparing a tennis player to a small, wooly, black rag-doll that she called a ‘golliwog’. “The toy should have been referred to as ‘an ethnically styled rag doll of … Continue reading