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Get down boy!

The Open Wound has discovered that fearless German Shepherd dogs are being trained to jump from aircraft at 25,000ft wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams. Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, … Continue reading

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Crushed

A teenager who thought movement in her blouse was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements … Continue reading

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Suburban high life

A woman who climbed 20ft up a tree to help a trapped cat had to be rescued by firefighters after being stranded when a branch broke beneath her. The woman, who did not wish to be named, said, “I will … Continue reading

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Cool for Cats

If today is your birthday you share it with famous explorer Felix ‘Cats’ Tibbit. During the summer of 1908, Felix was part of an expedition striving to reach the North Pole.  All but Felix were lost in a terrible storm, … Continue reading

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Premier

Vets in South Molton, Devon, have started a new fantasy football league for cows.  The competing herds win points for productivity, fertility and good health.  Each herd is named after a football team so that the farmers can check their … Continue reading

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escAped

A 29-year-old male orangutan named Bruno escaped from his enclosure at Los Angeles Zoo on Saturday evening after making a hole in the wire fencing. Bruno roamed free before eventually returning and handing himself in. “We were worried for a … Continue reading

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