The Open Wound

“I had a bad dream last night,” said old Ted, after he’d taken the first long draw on his first pint at the ‘Slug and Philosopher’.
“That must have been a nightmare for you, mate,” I replied.
“You’re bloody hilarious, you are, d’you know that?  You should write one of those bloody stupid blog things!”  He shook [...]

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Down the ‘Slug and Philosopher’ last night, Old Ted was staring into his Guinness and frowning to himself.
“So what’s all this Dark Matter then?” he asked.
It’s a good question, there’s been a lot in the news about it lately.
“The scientists’ don’t know yet, Ted.” I said, “The world’s greatest physicists are working on it as [...]

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