The Open Wound

Ok, ok, you want to know who was the female winner of Rear of the Year 2007.
Well, it was Sian Lloyd’s bum that came up trumps although a spokesman stated: “It was actually a mistake, the chief judge said,’I can’t wait to see the back of that woman!’, and we all went along with that, we’d had a big lunch and didn’t want to argue!” 
For God’s sake!  If we all voted dependant on what we’d had for dinner and whether we were in a rush to get home and see football on the tv, we’d be governed by a right bunch of muppets!  Hang on a minute…..