The Open Wound

An Outlet

The Open Wound header image 4

Entries Tagged as 'TV'

Brain boxes

April 26th, 2013 · No Comments · Unlikely Reviews

The resident team of five ‘Eggheads’ are taking on today’s challengers, five ex-garage owners now drawing their pensions and with nothing much better to do with their afternoon. “Welcome to the Re-tyreds!”  says the quiz host, Diemad Murderman. “More like retards!” titters Egghead Judith behind her hand.  The rest of the Eggheads snigger down their [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

The Dancing Delusion

April 24th, 2013 · 1 Comment · Hearsay and Gossip, The Slug and Philosopher

In the latest series of ‘Look at me, I’m a C List Celebrity Dancing’,  there has been yet more controversy.  Richard Dawkins, Professor of Thinking from Oxford University, has been upsetting the regulars. Following his attempt at a Quickstep, with professional partner Labia, Dawkins is grilled by the judges. “Your Fishtail is too curved, your [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: ·

Old Spice at Xmas

April 19th, 2013 · No Comments · Unlikely Reviews

Shooting this year’s Tesco Christmas ads was the first time the Spice Girls had worked together since their reunion.  The first ad, ‘Secret Santa’, shows the girls shopping for presents for each other whilst desperately trying not to be spotted by their band-mates. Yes, desperately.  That’s because if you were a multi-millionaire, you’d be embarrassed [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Fighting talk

February 23rd, 2013 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, Unlikely Reviews

The new series of ‘Gladiators’ is back after eight years, and how we’ve missed it! We sent roving reporter, Tim Flaps, behind the scenes to meet the injury prone stars.   “Here outside the stage door we have one of the biggest female stars; Conflagration.  What are you up to Conflagration?” “I’m not up to [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: ··