The resident team of five ‘Eggheads’ are taking on today’s challengers, five ex-garage owners now drawing their pensions and with nothing much better to do with their afternoon. “Welcome to the Re-tyreds!” says the quiz host, Diemad Murderman. “More like retards!” titters Egghead Judith behind her hand. The rest of the Eggheads snigger down their [...]
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April 24th, 2013 · 1 Comment · Hearsay and Gossip, The Slug and Philosopher
In the latest series of ‘Look at me, I’m a C List Celebrity Dancing’, there has been yet more controversy. Richard Dawkins, Professor of Thinking from Oxford University, has been upsetting the regulars. Following his attempt at a Quickstep, with professional partner Labia, Dawkins is grilled by the judges. “Your Fishtail is too curved, your [...]
April 19th, 2013 · No Comments · Unlikely Reviews
Shooting this year’s Tesco Christmas ads was the first time the Spice Girls had worked together since their reunion. The first ad, ‘Secret Santa’, shows the girls shopping for presents for each other whilst desperately trying not to be spotted by their band-mates. Yes, desperately. That’s because if you were a multi-millionaire, you’d be embarrassed [...]
February 23rd, 2013 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, Unlikely Reviews
The new series of ‘Gladiators’ is back after eight years, and how we’ve missed it! We sent roving reporter, Tim Flaps, behind the scenes to meet the injury prone stars. “Here outside the stage door we have one of the biggest female stars; Conflagration. What are you up to Conflagration?” “I’m not up to [...]