“So Fruitella 521, what have you discovered on your tour of Planet Earth?”
“The earthlings are a confused bunch, Spangle 10, they live short and fearful lives and have little understanding of the Universe around them.”
“How do so many live on one small planet, Fruitella 521?”
“Ten percent live very well and grow fat on ninety-percent of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'cats'
Our saviours
September 4th, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, The Slug and Philosopher
Cat girl
August 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip
The village I lived in as a kid had some good-looking girls amongst the trolls and inbreds, but there was one beautiful girl who kept the rest in the shade. She was such a looker that instead of whistling and shouting sexist comments, workmen would stand, slack-jawed and applaud as she walked by.
Let’s say her [...]
Cool for Cats
May 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip
If today is your birthday you share it with famous explorer Felix ‘Cats’ Tibbit.
During the summer of 1908, Felix was part of an expedition striving to reach the North Pole. All but Felix were lost in a terrible storm, but somehow he arrived at a small village of survival buildings set up by previous expeditions, [...]
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