Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews
Away with the ferries
My mate Dunston has decided to pack it all in, sail away and live on an island. He’s sold his 3 bed-room Barratt Home, his Audi A6, his Armani suits and his Ikea furniture. He bought his island from an … Continue reading
In the sight of God
Now we can marry each other just about anywhere, in a castle, in the London Eye, on a beach or in The Falkirk Wheel (the world’s only rotating boat lift). How it must annoy God to see non-Christian, non-church going, … Continue reading
Money for old rope
A black, iron machine about the size of a single bed stands in the middle of the Dragons Den. The latest contender climbs the stairs and turns to the four Dragons. “Hello, I’m Joe Punter and I’m here to get … Continue reading
Tips
Hooray! Cosmopolitan Magazine has printed a list of secret sex tips guaranteed to drive guys wild. It’s pretty hot stuff so prepare to be shocked, gentle reader. “Once my office ‘phone rang and when I answered I heard my girlfriend … Continue reading
International Pirate Day
On International ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ this year (September 19th), not only can you talk like a pirate but you can dress, act and live like a pirate too in the first ever London Pirate Festival. Similar events … Continue reading
Bass
Why do some people play annoying, loud music out of their cars? The Open Wound sent a reporter to find out. “Excuse me young man, I wanted to ask you why you play loud, bass music from your … Continue reading