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Stunned Woolas talks Custard

March 24th, 2013 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, News Around

Immigration Minister, Phil Woolas, was hit in the face by a custard pie thrown by a member of a pro-migration group.  A woman stepped on to the stage from the crowd and scored a direct hit from close range against the stunned Labour MP.   “The effect was enhanced as the pie was still in [...]

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Runner beans

February 28th, 2013 · No Comments · News Around

I see from the local paper that the Immigration Department have raided one of the town’s eight Indian Restaurants.   Officials stormed into the Rim of Fire Restaurant shortly after doughnut time last Thursday.  Three of the staff tried to escape when the police demanded to see proof of identity, work visas or fifty pound [...]

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