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Pretty Vacant

June 16th, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, The Slug and Philosopher

Earlier today boffins attempted to attain everlasting fame and Nobel Prizes by starting up the Large Hagridden Colander.  The Colander is approximately 27 kilometres across, which means you can strain a lot of peas but it’s a struggle to fit it in your kitchen cupboard.  Its primary purpose however, is to find Higgs Bison.
 
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In the eyes of God

June 10th, 2010 · No Comments · Hearsay and Gossip, News Around

Eighty four year old Nigerian, Mohammed Bello Abubakar has 86 wives.
“I don’t go looking for them, they come to me,” said Mister Abubakar, “God did not say what the punishment should be for a man who has more than four wives.”
The Open Wound asked God that question.
“The crime is also the punishment,” said an unfathomable [...]

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