An Australian holiday resort in north Queensland called The White Cockatoo will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party in March aimed at combating the global credit crunch.
Here at The Open Wound we wondered what they mean by ‘anything goes’, and exactly how a month of hedonism will help the global economy.
Tony Fox, the owner of the resort said, “Tough economic times call for stiff measures. It doesn’t take rocket science to work out what it means.”
We asked the Australian Rocket Science Engineers for their opinion.
“Here at A.R.S.E. we are asked for our views on many subjects,” said a spokesman. “Strangely, we don’t get many queries about rocket science; it’s usually to do with nudism or buttocks for some reason. However, in my expert opinion a month long sex party will cause a sudden rise in inflation followed by a deflated, sticky patch.”
We can only hope the plan will work, and if it does, you can guarantee we’ll be seeing a White Cockatoo around here as well.