The world of entertainment was bored to hear that David Beckham has bought his wife a vineyard and bottles of Chateau Posh will soon be gracing the Beckham’s table.
“I fink yool be amused by the impertinence of this one, Victoria.”
“Yes, David It’s lightweight but sophisticated. Very fashionable and not out of place at any social gathering.”
“Hardly wot you’d call ‘full-bodied’ though darling. Not much depth or substance.”
“I was trying to make an analogy between me and the wine, David!”
“So was I luv, so was I.”
“You’re so funny David.”