A 24-year-old American man claims he found a condom in his Burger King Whopper.
Van Miguel Hartless alleges he bit into the burger and found the unwrapped contraceptive under a piece of lettuce. “My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.
But when I bit into the part with the condom in, it was immediately an improvement, more wholesome and satisfying.”
Master Chef at Burger King, Pierre Overall, stated, “This sort of accident is often the way that great recipes are invented. We’d never thought of introducing condoms into our range but Mr. Hartless seems to have stumbled over a great new line for us. Our team is now investigating the ‘Super-Sub Rubber’, the ‘French Letter Fries’, the ‘Packet of three Chicken Legs’ and our bargain bucket; ‘Something for the Weekend, Sir?’.
In an unrelated story Mr Wonderbuss from Arkansaw was pleased to announce that his wife had found a whopper in his condom.