Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Bass

Why do some people play annoying, loud music out of their cars?   The Open Wound sent a reporter to find out.   “Excuse me young man, I wanted to ask you why you play loud, bass music from your … Continue reading

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Skl Rpt

Many parents would like school reports on their children’s performance texted or e-mailed, a survey says.  68% of parents said they wanted schools to use such technologies to keep them up to date more frequently.  32% said they cba and … Continue reading

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Life Coach

The Speakmans are two of about 700 registered life coaches practising in Britain today.   They also happen to be a wild and eccentric couple who live in a vast 13th Century mansion in Rochdale.   Their clients, who include footballers … Continue reading

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Caged

In my attic there is an old tiger who has been imprisoned there since the day I met my wife.  The three of us could not survive living together like Siegfried and Roy and so I keep him locked in … Continue reading

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Wood

The new weekly documentary adventure series – featuring high-achieving British women taking on tough, physical jobs that have only ever been done by men – continues. In tonight’s second episode, three women travel to the wilds of British Columbia to … Continue reading

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Not a brand new dance and it’s coming to town

It’s this week’s World Premier Fashion Show and prima donna and top fashion guru, Lotta Fussenshyte is sitting in the best seat, surrounded by her entourage, watching the models pass on the catwalk just feet from her nose. She’s an … Continue reading

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