Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Tips

Hooray!  Cosmopolitan Magazine has printed a list of secret sex tips guaranteed to drive guys wild.  It’s pretty hot stuff so prepare to be shocked, gentle reader.  “Once my office ‘phone rang and when I answered I heard my girlfriend … Continue reading

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International Pirate Day

On International ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ this year (September 19th), not only can you talk like a pirate but you can dress, act and live like a pirate too in the first ever London Pirate Festival.   Similar events … Continue reading

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Bass

Why do some people play annoying, loud music out of their cars?   The Open Wound sent a reporter to find out.   “Excuse me young man, I wanted to ask you why you play loud, bass music from your … Continue reading

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Skl Rpt

Many parents would like school reports on their children’s performance texted or e-mailed, a survey says.  68% of parents said they wanted schools to use such technologies to keep them up to date more frequently.  32% said they cba and … Continue reading

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Life Coach

The Speakmans are two of about 700 registered life coaches practising in Britain today.   They also happen to be a wild and eccentric couple who live in a vast 13th Century mansion in Rochdale.   Their clients, who include footballers … Continue reading

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Caged

In my attic there is an old tiger who has been imprisoned there since the day I met my wife.  The three of us could not survive living together like Siegfried and Roy and so I keep him locked in … Continue reading

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