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Audi TT – Review

Our traffic wardens are a bit harsh here in The Shires.  One of them had a previous career as a Drill Sergeant for the US Marine Corps and he has brought that same discipline to our gold paved streets here … Continue reading

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Offside offspring

It’s today’s episode of ‘Road and Street Battle Cop Chase Show Extreme’ and Sergeant Nick Crass and Sergeant Chris Snarl of the Criminal Response Armed Police Unit (CRAP) are going in, and they’re going in hard.  A white Fiat Punto … Continue reading

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Double yolker

 It’s time for yet another episode of ‘Egg Heads’ and Diemad Murderman rubs some sleep from his eyes, straightens his tie and introduces the teams. “‘These five people are amongst the greatest quiz players in Britain.  Together they make up … Continue reading

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Open Wound – the drink

I see there’s a cocktail called an ‘Open Wound’.You fill a shot glass with Everclear Whiskey, drop a dash of Tabasco sauce in it, plus some around the edge.  Put an olive on a cocktail stick and drop it in. … Continue reading

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Crime Seen

The film team from ‘Street Drink Crime UK Cops Wars’ are following our local constabulary as they go about policing the streets on Christmas Eve.  Constable Happening is sitting in his patrol car in the High Street when he receives … Continue reading

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Mad about the house

There’s a tubby middle aged bloke, probably a dad.  He’s messing about with a football in his lounge and making a ‘phone call at the same time.”Hello, is that Flakey Finance, I’d like to arrange a loan?” He nods in … Continue reading

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