Category Archives: Unlikely Reviews

Open Wound – the drink

I see there’s a cocktail called an ‘Open Wound’.You fill a shot glass with Everclear Whiskey, drop a dash of Tabasco sauce in it, plus some around the edge.  Put an olive on a cocktail stick and drop it in. … Continue reading

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Crime Seen

The film team from ‘Street Drink Crime UK Cops Wars’ are following our local constabulary as they go about policing the streets on Christmas Eve.  Constable Happening is sitting in his patrol car in the High Street when he receives … Continue reading

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Mad about the house

There’s a tubby middle aged bloke, probably a dad.  He’s messing about with a football in his lounge and making a ‘phone call at the same time.”Hello, is that Flakey Finance, I’d like to arrange a loan?” He nods in … Continue reading

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Wait for it.. wait for it..

OMG!  Why does every show on TV have to be a bloody competition? The airwaves are alive with rosy cheeked, bright eyed punters jumping through hoops for the TV companies like starving Labrador puppies trying to get the attention of … Continue reading

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Head cases

 Today’s round of ‘Egg Heads’ is well under way and Diemad Murderman is still awake. “Now, Egghead Judith, to save yourself from the isolation booth (and possible death), can you answer this question; in which city is The Leaning Tower … Continue reading

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Brain boxes

The resident team of five ‘Eggheads’ are taking on today’s challengers, five ex-garage owners now drawing their pensions and with nothing much better to do with their afternoon. “Welcome to the Re-tyreds!”  says the quiz host, Diemad Murderman. “More like … Continue reading

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