Author Archives: Dr Pete

Eating their words

Science nerds have invented a 3D printer that will take sugary ingredients and ‘print out’ a food item.  They are also able to include dried and powdered insects to give a high protein content to their produce. “With the high … Continue reading

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Young Lions

Following the news that Prince Harry of England has been fighting in Afghanistan our roving reporter dared to ask the local Taleban freedom fighters what they thought of the situation. “Well, we are very honoured that the Prince of England … Continue reading

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Something old, something blue.

 When I arrived at “The Slug and Philosopher” last evening, Old Ted had just finished his pub’ dinner of Ram Shanks with roast pineapple and was chatting with Bert over a couple of pints of Guinness.  Bert is a fair … Continue reading

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Quaking news

The sleepy Shires of middle England were rocked last night by a terrifying earthquake measured at 5.2 on the Richter scale.  Thousands of people were woken from their sleep at just before 1 o’clock in the morning and each and … Continue reading

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Not the nine o’clock news

Hoorah!  It’s time for the Oscars again. It seems weeks since they were last here. How we’ve missed the over dressed, over paid army of silicone enhanced, desperately emotional sycophants on the red carpet – The News Reporters. Of course, … Continue reading

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Loonies

In a continuation of these pages interest in the planned shooting down of a rogue satellite, we can now reveal that the US went ahead and did it last night (GMT). “We’re pretty sure we got it,” said a Navy … Continue reading

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