Author Archives: Dr Pete
Wood
The new weekly documentary adventure series – featuring high-achieving British women taking on tough, physical jobs that have only ever been done by men – continues. In tonight’s second episode, three women travel to the wilds of British Columbia to … Continue reading
Not a brand new dance and it’s coming to town
It’s this week’s World Premier Fashion Show and prima donna and top fashion guru, Lotta Fussenshyte is sitting in the best seat, surrounded by her entourage, watching the models pass on the catwalk just feet from her nose. She’s an … Continue reading
Charmer
Matt Damon has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by US magazine People The magazine said it chose Matt Damon as the sexiest man of 2007 thanks to “his dedication to his family” and “his irresistible sense of humour.” If … Continue reading
Counted out
The producers of TV’s ‘Countdown’ have been criticised for the ‘nasty’ way in which they have released long serving Carol Vorderman. “This was dealt with in such an awful way,” a friend told BBC Radio 5 Live. “How below the … Continue reading
Knitted
Trendy designer, Rachael Matthews, has sparked outrage with a set of knitting patterns to make woolly models of the world’s most evil dictators, for example; her Nazi design named Knitler. A spokesman for the Jewish Network said: “You would hope … Continue reading
Get down boy!
The Open Wound has discovered that fearless German Shepherd dogs are being trained to jump from aircraft at 25,000ft wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams. Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, … Continue reading