Author Archives: Dr Pete
Pretty Vacant
Earlier today boffins attempted to attain everlasting fame and Nobel Prizes by starting up the Large Hagridden Colander. The Colander is approximately 27 kilometres across, which means you can strain a lot of peas but it’s a struggle to fit … Continue reading
Memorabilia
Rock ‘n’ roll memorabilia has proved to be a booming business in recent years, according to the BBC’s business correspondent Martin Shankleman. For example; the scratched and charred Fender Stratocaster guitar, set alight by Jimi Hendrix in March 1967 … Continue reading
Zero news
The ‘Slug and Philosopher’ was pretty peaceful last evening. Ted was reading the pub’s copy of ‘The Sun’ and Wayne was tossing darts at the bull’s-eye of the battered practise board. “What’s this new band ‘DZero’ like then?” Ted asked. … Continue reading
Egg plant in Worrall Scare
TV Celebrity chef, Ainsley Harriott caused switchboard meltdown for the BBC yesterday during a live broadcast of “Ready, steady, cook!” During the “Phone in with Your Own Recipes”, section of the programme fellow chef Anthony Worrall Thompson bent to … Continue reading
Donkey diploma
“Hello Pooh,” said Eeyore, “What brings you to this wind-swept part of the country. I expect you were going to see Rabbit and bumped into me by accident.” “No, Eeyore, I came to see you.” “Yes, you would say that, … Continue reading