A ‘mind reading’ airport security scanner that screens people, rather than their bags, is being tested.   The Malintent system searches the body for non-verbal cues that predict whether people intend to hurt fellow passengers.


Unfortunately, a prototype at London airport exploded when Simon Cowell walked into view of the passengers testing it.


“There’s a very fine line between love and hate,” said a spokesman, “I expect the Mind Machine couldn’t handle the output of love our guinea-pigs were sending to Simon.”


“I don’t mind what you morons are talking about and I don’t mind what you think,” laughed Simon on the way to his bank.



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